h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hehehe yes the guy I fancy is welsh and I luuurve the accent and the people are so nice and have great voices and I WANNA BE WELSH!!!!! Don't hate me for it, I can't change anything now, I'll grow out of it I'm sure.

hopfully for your sake as come the revelotion when I take over the world.....All the Welsh will be hunted down killed to keep the hunting alive and the Welsh population down as they are on par with.....

But if they were to join my army than there destruction would be kept a secret, for now, but I hear there integretity and honesty is truthful to the Empire.

Long Live the Independent Republic Of Bodmin...

You're making me feel bad. I'll he;p you take over the world as long as you don't kill all the welsh people.

well ummmmmmm.......ok you've got a deal.

I'll start me campaign in the eve of the new Millineum

*****Top Secret*****

1. Launch a killer virus from an laptop in a tube station
2. with the welsh's help capture a missile silo in the USA
3. Frie a missile a Russia
4. Go into my top secret bunker for 15,000 people.
(this is under the church)
5. Stay there is status for 1,000 years go out on to the earth and
unite all the people and lead as there leader.
6. Elect Lisa and my excution control
7. have a random killing of whole villages to promote that there is
still an enemy to fight, therefore they will follow blindly.
8. Die having at 64.

Ermmm... well... *giggle*

we've had a few problems but there being ironed out as I type, so It'll be put off till further notice. But I will take over the world!!!

Hey hold on what do I get if I help you?

You can have USA, as a present, for getting the welsh on my side

Oh cool, thanks!! I'm definitely gonna help you!!!

that's ok, as USA is gonna be bomb wive nuke's by Russia.
see top secret plan.

Fine.

Then give me the Pacific.

A large NZ frypan once said

The glorious nation of New Zealand welcomes Welsh people.

We do not like leeks or people claiming affinity with OUR Pacific Ocean. We are clean and green. Thank-you. So endeth the ecture

Suspan Fuch

And here is the missing letter from the 2nd to last line of the previous post

Bloody

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Fine, I'll have the atlantic.

Lisa, g'day. I take my hat off and bow at your feet.

Have a chocolate fish

*munch munch*

Yummm...

(dizzily) He-ey Wh..what did you p..put in that chocolate f..f..f...f.. creature

*falls asleep*

Genetically modified sheep brains

(sleepily) So what are yoiu gonna do... *kill* me??

Roast, with mint sauce

*shocked*

How could you?!!

*and here you a presented with a great big slap across the face*