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Insane? I think not.

Post 1

Phil Rose esq

It is a well known fact that, to know and to acknowledge one's own insanity is to negate it (watch (or, even better read) Catch 22 for expansion on this theme) and thus I can only assume that your declaration of 'looneyness' is, in fact, simply mannered posturing.
Don't you think?

Phil


Insane? I think not.

Post 2

mrs. slartibartfast

AHA!! I'm not clever enough to know what posturing means therefore I MUST be insane. Then again, maybe just I'm incredibly silly.


Insane? I think not.

Post 3

Phil Rose esq

Posturing was defined well by Madonna in the song Vogue as in 'Strike a pose.'


Insane? I think not.

Post 4

mrs. slartibartfast

Nah then.......I'm sure I'm not posturing. I wasn't ever good at Vogue-ing nor can I strike a pose.


Insane? I think not.

Post 5

Phil Rose esq

Hmm, I have no answer to that, oh sane one


Insane? I think not.

Post 6

mrs. slartibartfast

If you INSIST on calling me sane at least have the decency to do so on the offense thread!!


Insane? I think not.

Post 7

Phil Rose esq

Just think of all those people with schizophrenia who'd give both sets of eye teeth to be sane.


Insane? I think not.

Post 8

mrs. slartibartfast

Giving away ones eyeteeth isn't the act of a soon-to-be sane person.


Insane? I think not.

Post 9

Phil Rose esq

Ahahahahahahahaha! Precisely. So there you are then/


Insane? I think not.

Post 10

mrs. slartibartfast

*grabs pliers and pulls out her own eyeteeth*


Insane? I think not.

Post 11

mrs. slartibartfast

Sheesh!! The things one has to do to prove they're mad as hatters...


Insane? I think not.

Post 12

Phil Rose esq

But why (and this just MIGHT be my point) Why would oyou want to prove such a thing?


Insane? I think not.

Post 13

mrs. slartibartfast

Don't ask me...as i have just proved I am insane. Nothing I do ought make sense!!


Insane? I think not.

Post 14

Researcher 175271

I, personally, believe that everyone in the universe is insane. Everyone in THIS universe, at least.


Insane? I think not.

Post 15

Phil Rose esq

Oh, what awful twaddle!


Insane? I think not.

Post 16

mrs. slartibartfast

Only someone insane would call all this tripe twaddle!!


Insane? I think not.

Post 17

Phil Rose esq

And it would take a sane person to see through this twaddle and to recognise it for the tripe it so clearly is.


Insane? I think not.

Post 18

mrs. slartibartfast

Erm......I really am insane...the tripe thing was just a very good guess!!


Insane? I think not.

Post 19

Phil Rose esq

What I'm trying to get to the heart of is why you feel there is prestige to be gained in insanity.


Insane? I think not.

Post 20

LochNessie-Professor of Partially Non Existent Life Forms at the University of Mice,bit down in dumps....

why don't you like insanity Phil?My mother (researcher Tabitca) has pratically made a career out of it.
Mrs S, it is my firm belief that cats go with insanity, although if they cause it I haven't found out yet and Hopeless (my cat) won't tell mesmiley - sadface Maybe Faboo will tell you?The cats that own you are beautiful by the way.)


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