h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

you know, if that poem was food and it was in amongst a whole lot of other types of food that i had a choice of eating, i would be all "hey i want to eat THAT food, the one that used to be the poem, it is by far the best thing for me to eat right now" thank you for putting an end to my hunger jjj

You are most certainly welcome from five weeks ago, tree. I can now rest easy at night that I have soothed the hunger of at least one person in the world. Ahhhhh.

if only i were actually in need...darn

Aw, we can't all be starving children in Africa. It's not your fault.

Yep..I put in my application just AGES ago and I still haven't heard anything.

I don't even know where I am on the list.

i don't think there even IS a list i think they just sit in high rise buildings throwing darts out the window instead of writing out lists like they damn well OUGHT to be and we end up sitting at home watching tv and eating well. DAMNIT!!!!

Well, whatever they do they can't be as good at writing lists as you.

You are VERY listy.