h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hiya JJJJJ!

I'd ask how's stuff, but that's really kinda silly, since it'd be much more efficient to type it in the next window over.

So! Er... how's stuff?

Stuff's good, actually. Stuff would like to say hello: "Hello."

I think we already decided that Stuff was a second cousin to life, and I've just decided that Stuff's also a first cousin to things. I now also want to say that Stuff has absolutely no relation to Spartus' monkey, Stuffy. None at all. Stuff takes offense at the though.

The thought of being related to a monkey, or the thought of being distantly related to Spartus?

And what the hell is this, spontaneous-be-mean-to-Spartus-while-he's-not-here-night? Sheee, I really don't understand me sometimes.

Being realted to a monkey, of course. Stuff's a respectable... um, stuff, and it wouldn't do good for his reputation to be related to a monkey.

What's this about you being mean to Spartus? Boy, I seem to be out of the loop!

Hmm. Now that you mention it, I'm not sure. Either I was thinking mean things about him, or I said something somewhere that just hasn't really been noticed yet, and I find the latter to be faaaaaar more likely. Far, far, far more likely. The former, in fact, is the nearest thing to UNlikely. It is, dare I say it... improbable.

But I thought I found all your babble-post? Unless it's the one on tree's pa... no, couldn't be. I'll have to go look for more!

*runs off, realises she's going in the wrong direction and turns around*

*cries*

Don't get ahead of yourself, S, we don't even know what I've said yet.

This may or may not be wholly irrelevant, but I think you missed four actually.

I wasn't going to tell you, but then I decided you might like to know.

Oh, but you did a superb job on the others.

Is Spartus crying again? Did you call him a pudding head?

By the way...schnazzy page there JJJ! I especially like the poetry. It's new, it's special, it's different. Like Nuprin. Only not so much for headaches.

So....

ahhmmmm...

What's everybody up to then?

They're thinking about thinking about mean things about me. I think.

Ahhhh there you go doing that "thinking" thing again. What'd I tell you about that? You want to do that in little teensy bits or you'll break something!

Km, whaaaat? I missed FOUR? I really have to practice at this.

Krissy, the thing his, he wasn't "thinking", according to him, we're the ones "thinking". The whole idea of thinking kind of threw me out a bit.

Oh, and thanks. The poetry's been there for a while, so it's not really new, but I like it all the same.

*runs off, determined to find the last of the babble-posts*

Ah yes, the first, actually, but your handling of them was absolutely grand.