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Post 301

FG

Since when are we both seven feet tall with purple spots and sporting a striped beanie with a propeller on our heads?


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Post 302

SE

it that what you look like? i guess my eyes are worse than i thought.


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Post 303

FG

They are. They were arrested last month for running a meth lab three feet from Festus K. Whoffleberry Elementary School.


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Post 304

SE

oh? sounds about right. can't say that i'm not just a little bit proud though


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Post 305

FG

You know what they say: the retina doesn't fall far from the tree.


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Post 306

SE

I hear that ugly doesn't fall far from the tree either.

*stares at rebecca and her close proximity to an ugly tree*


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Post 307

FG

Clearly you need to consult your tree guidebook. This is a genius tree.

::stares at Matt and his proximity to a cilantro garden::


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Post 308

SE

Clearly you can't read. The Genius Tree was made extinct in 1934 after it was overrun by an influx of imported Ugly tree. There was a campaign in 1979 to rename the Ugly tree Genius Tree and *check's rebecca's book* yes, yes this book was published in 1980 so you are quite mistaken.

*throws a molatov cocktail into the cilantro garden, runs from the fumes*


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Post 309

FG

::acquires a large bellows to blow said fumes in Matt's general direction::

If you could read, you would see this is the Third Edition, published in 1980. And you call yourself an Emo fan!


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Post 310

SE

no, I call myself an ELO fan


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Post 311

FG

That's funny. You look like a General Electric model.


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Post 312

SE

No, I'm all maytag


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Post 313

FG

and no blue.


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Post 314

SE

i don't sing the blues


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Post 315

FG

They told me Lady did.


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Post 316

SE

the lady is a tramp


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Post 317

FG

Just because you don't like the rowing on Central Park Lake...


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Post 318

SE

central park slime hole


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Post 319

FG

I saw their set at CBGB's last week! The lead singer jumped in the mosh pit and passed out a platter of canapes.


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Post 320

SE

I loved when the bassist smashed his guitar and string cheese went flying out into the crowd


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