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Post 221

SE

That's my lot in life and you don't hear me complain about it and I don't mean to.


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Post 222

FG

My lot in life is #456B27--a case of Alouette spreadable garlic and herb cheese, $25.67.


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Post 223

SE

how many in the case? 8? More likely 6.


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Post 224

FG

Are you saying I'm short a few?


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Post 225

SE

in nearly every way


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Post 226

FG

You're right. I *am* short a few pounds.


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Post 227

SE

well, you can't borrow any from me. btw, where are you spending pounds? this isn't britain you know.


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Post 228

FG

One word: Bermuda.


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Post 229

SE

the shorts?


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Post 230

FG

Only if you wear them with black socks and sandals.


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Post 231

SE

the pink v-necked sweater is no longer requisite?


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Post 232

FG

We can dispense with that because pink makes you look bilious.


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Post 233

SE

better than looking bulbous


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Post 234

FG

Leave your mother out of this.


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Post 235

SE

aw. i was talking about you, sweetie


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Post 236

FG

I dug up all my bulbs last year and re-planted them in your garden.


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Post 237

SE

that shows thought and care. i don't think it was you.


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Post 238

FG

I'm the very soul of thought and care and dill.


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Post 239

SE

dill? never
anise? ~maybe~
licorice? soitenly


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Post 240

FG

::pulls out a large, flouncy glove and smacks Sporky across the face::

Take that, you coriander-eating knave!


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