h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What? Do they have their own island?

Even better. An isthmus.

The only time an isthmus would be better than an island to me is if the island were the size of a pea.

How can you say that? I've met many fine isthmuseseses who out class your typical island on any given day.

I have a feeling that they were merely peninsulas in disguise.

And I have a feeling you're a slut for a strait.

Actually I'm a reef sorta guy

So you're a reefer then.

Of the coral variety

Did you know that Jimmy Buffet's backup band is the Coral Reefers?

I thought not.

I don't listen to him. At all. Never. Not even when I'm enjoying a Cheeseburger in Paradise.

Are you denying the genius of Margaritaville?

There is no denying a genius that doesn't exist

Now you're being petty.

Tom Petty.