h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I promise to vote for you!

Certainly! I'm always ready to cuddle a Princess

*cuddles Princess Smartypants*

mmm... this is my best free offer yet...

you mean there were others - so what could I have had if I had timed my arrival differently.

not that I am complaining mind....

You could have had various things like...

a free sock
a free curried lamppost
a free all-expenses paid trip to the depths of hell
a free small plastic dinosaur

etc.
But with this offer everybody wins including me

absolutely and I am going to make sure I get my vote's worth.

*grabs Peregrin and gives him a huge hug*

*Peregrin starts to go blue in the face*

I... can't... breathe.....

*Hugs Princess Smartypants weakly back*

Are you ok?

*inexplicably goes limp and quiet. Eyes Princess Smartypants hopefully*

~Seeing her chance, Smartypants gently loosens Peregrin's collar and proceeds to kiss him very gently~

I could get used to this . You have an excellent method for mouth-to-mouth recussitation - never mind the blowing air into lungs bit, that's not so important.
I hope you're going to vote for me after this!

I'm talking to much. I need to concentrate on the matter in hand.

I hope you don't mind a complete stranger walking in and kissing you virtually
~kisses Peregrin again and then again for good measure~
but I am sort of enjoying it ... a lot!

Well of course I don't mind. That's the fun of the internet

Errrm Peregrin - I don't know how to put this but that is my ex-stepsister you are kissing.

Smartypants, put the young man down, back away and no one will get hurt!

Is she like this in real life?

I am not saying anything without legal representation

lol!
Family's always fun isn't it.

BTW we're still all waiting for conclusive evidence that you're not one and the same

what constitutes conclusive evidence?

Be inventive!

(In other words, I can't think of anything sensible)

you know what I cannot really be bothered. If people think Tash is me so be it!

OK that's good enough proof for me.

Some people seem unconvinced for some reason. Drag her along to a h2g2 meetup.