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was th eparanoia post closed down by the US government for supporting the rights of taliban members to abduct aliens from area 51? where did it go? we need answers

I could tell you, but I would have to kill you. Sorry.

but enquiring minds want to know

FABT

The people want to know the truth!



You want THE TRUTH?

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!



Um... OK. Here's the rumours, but the public will have to judge the truth from the lies themselves.

1. I'm not able to have much time on h2g2 at the moment.
2. Whenever I wrote a new ParanoiaPost, the moderators immediately took it down.
3. Whenever I updated an old ParanoiaPost, the moderators immediately took those down too, even though they have been moderated several times already.
4. Human/alien hybrid descendants of the pilots of the UFO that crashed in Area 51 conspired with the Cuban government to produce a dormant virus that lies in all of us after being deployed in the Middle East during the Gulf War by depleted uranium bullets, and is waiting to be activated by a remote controlled signal from a deep underground bunker holding top Russian cold war agents, and will turn everybody into vampiric madmen, controlled by communist agents hiding deep in Iraq in a disused atomic weapon manufacturing depot in a hollowed out mountain, and will be ordered to eliminate me if I continue in my quest to spread the truth to the public.

I have said too much now. I will be leaving soon. I may be some time.