This is the Message Centre for Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

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Post 1

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

I received a very nice but ultimately pointless letter today from the people who sold me my car. It went on at great length about how well the car had performed in safety tests and how incredibly safe the car is.

Very reassuring. Except that I cut my finger opening the envelope.


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Post 2

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

Sue them! smiley - winkeye


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Post 3

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

I don't have any witnesses. It's my word against theirs. And I suspect the Toyota corporation can afford better legal representation than I can.


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Post 4

I'm not really here

It's just a paper cut! Hardly worthy of a journal entry.
~remembers own crappy journal and sneaks out quietly~


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Post 5

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Have you no idea what irony is?


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Post 6

I'm not really here

Isn't it a bit like goldy?


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Post 7

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Yes, except it's made of iron.


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Post 8

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

*chuckles* smiley - tongueout


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Post 9

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

Ok, Ok.

I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with T


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Post 10

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Breakfast?


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Post 11

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

What?


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Post 12

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Breakfast starts with tea. Then a little sausage.


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Post 13

I'm not really here

Sausage???!!


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Post 14

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

Made by Mrs Miggins fare hands know doubt!


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