h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No, the thickness of a piece of tissue paper...
No, the thickness of a human hair. *That's* how close I am to breaking point.

My dear Doctor,

Prey do tell what has wound you up so?

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*shakes head and bites tongue*

*Blood trickles down Ev's chin*

Owwww not so hard Ev!

Srrrrmph.

*Sid hands Ev a tissue*

Don't take it personally mate.......I don't!

*takes tissue* Thnnks, Ssd... the smmmmuatinnn sss slllved nwww. *bleeds a bit*

Good to hear..I think!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmph. *nods*

*limps in gently teasing large fragment of shrapnel from his left thigh*

Trust me, Sid - you don't want to know.

Anyone got a spare bag of plasma?

Oh but I do, I do!!!

*hands over a luke warm bag of plasma*

*looks at plastic bag of liquid that suspiciously resembles a stir-in sauce*

Sid old chap, this is meant to be refrigerated, you know....

Shrapnel, you say? *gets out notebook again*

*takes EV aside*

You know....

*looks at EV knowingly*

I wish you'd stop looking at me like that, it makes me nervous.

Sorry old boy. Didn't want to air your dirty laundry in public

*begins to look at EV knowingly, and then decides to raise eyebrow instead*

*realises that raising eyebrow is fundamental part of looking at people knowingly, and thinks "f**k it"*

*looks suspiciously at Zeb* Have you been experimenting with those funny tablets again?

*raises eyebrow*

Is that a knowing look?