h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Fine. Le Manoir on Wednesday at 8?

B

oooh my favourite.

Can't wait!

Failing that, I'll whip you up a chicken stir-fry and bonk you on the sofa, how's that?

B

You smooth talking stard.

Oh, you want some too, d'ya?

B

I'll just have the chicken stir-fry if that's alright with you.

hotbed of hormones and emotions lochangel said. Oh yes I remember once sitting next to her in pub in London and denying I knew of any such shenanagans despite her sitting next to the person I was to spend the next 5 years with. I must have deadpanned well that evening.

Rubbish! DD it was blindingly obvious, I was just far too well bought up to comment

And as to you B, I like your style. You are cheap... but I always wanted a bit of rough!

...and I've always wanted a go at a bit of posh totty.

I suppose you'd have to do.

B

Yes, the last thing I would ever refer to myself as is totty!

So you'll accept posh then?

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Don't make me laugh.

B

"Don't make me laugh."

Is that your caption?

Was just trawling through a coupe of realy old threads and some of the usual suspects as are on here. You'd think after 7-8 years we'd have learnt new gags wouldn't you?

Why improve on perfection?

Thanks for digging that photo out, beloved B, it gave the girls in the office quite a giggle and they thought your caption was hilarious!

New gags? You must be kidding. That might imply that we've grown up in the intervening years.

"it gave the girls in the office quite a giggle and they thought your caption was hilarious!"

Hmm...clearly they know something I don't, then.

B

Don't you understand the difference between spitting and swallowing then?

**ponders the idea of asking for more detail**

B

Because you seemed to understand it when you posted that as your entry to the caption competition.

I don't know... maybe you have some form of early onset brain fungus. (Note NHS compliant technical terms there)