This is the Message Centre for Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)
Publish and be damned!
Demon Drawer Posted Aug 6, 2003
More surely she has the signatures of two BBC employees, a published author, a Scottish politician and that is just for starters. 
Publish and be damned!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 6, 2003
She's probably sold it on eBay. 
Publish and be damned!
Demon Drawer Posted Aug 6, 2003
Writers only gain in value when they are dead.
Any voluteers?
Miss Scarlet, Colonel Mustard perhaps.
Publish and be damned!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 6, 2003
I think it might increase the value more if I had some more of my work published first.
Publish and be damned!
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Aug 6, 2003
To £2.50?
That'll buy you a pint or a single to Edinburgh on the bus, so it's a start 
Publish and be damned!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 6, 2003
Hmmm, decisions. A pint, or a single to Edinburgh?
it is then. 
Publish and be damned!
Demon Drawer Posted Aug 7, 2003
Sorry mate the machine don't issue here have a ticket to Edinburgh instead.
Publish and be damned!
Demon Drawer Posted Aug 7, 2003
What you want change?
Now that is a Scottish machine.
Publish and be damned!
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Aug 7, 2003
That sounds about right, yeah.
Publish and be damned!
Jamie Posted Aug 7, 2003
So if someone did install a vending machine somewhere - how long would it take for it to be forcibly emptied?
About 38 seconds in Glasgow, I reckon
Publish and be damned!
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Aug 7, 2003
Try 30 in Edinburgh, if the area is right!
Publish and be damned!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 7, 2003
It would never work. There'd be a gang of people beating up the engineer to get to the before the machine had even been plugged in.
Publish and be damned!
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Aug 7, 2003
And little would they know the engineer's already pocketed the cash for his prize bingo habit...
Publish and be damned!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 7, 2003
And by the time they've found out that the beer is watered down to save money to pay for the huge cost of the machine in the first place, they'll probably just torch it.
Key: Complain about this post
Publish and be damned!
- 21: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Aug 5, 2003)
- 22: Demon Drawer (Aug 6, 2003)
- 23: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 6, 2003)
- 24: Demon Drawer (Aug 6, 2003)
- 25: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 6, 2003)
- 26: Demon Drawer (Aug 6, 2003)
- 27: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 6, 2003)
- 28: Demon Drawer (Aug 6, 2003)
- 29: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 6, 2003)
- 30: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Aug 6, 2003)
- 31: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 6, 2003)
- 32: Demon Drawer (Aug 7, 2003)
- 33: toybox (Aug 7, 2003)
- 34: Demon Drawer (Aug 7, 2003)
- 35: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Aug 7, 2003)
- 36: Jamie (Aug 7, 2003)
- 37: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Aug 7, 2003)
- 38: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 7, 2003)
- 39: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Aug 7, 2003)
- 40: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 7, 2003)
More Conversations for Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)
Write an Entry
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."