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Demon Drawer Posted Jan 27, 2003
*To another camera*
Are we auditioning for a Scottish version of 'Moonlighting' and nobody told me?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 27, 2003
*still to camera*
No.
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Demon Drawer Posted Jan 27, 2003
*to yet another camera*
Is this Big Brother then and noone told me?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 27, 2003
*runs to the diary room* 
Hello, Big Brother? I think DD has rumbled what's going on.
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Demon Drawer Posted Jan 27, 2003
*notices a swimming pool through some patio doors*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 27, 2003
*leaves diary room* 
Alright, DD?
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Demon Drawer Posted Jan 27, 2003
Do you have a key for these Patio doors they seem to be jammed.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 27, 2003
Sorry about that. *wipes the jam off the patio doors*
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Demon Drawer Posted Jan 27, 2003
You been having one of your messing evenings in again EV. I keep telling you it will all end in tears.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 27, 2003
I'll try and find the key for the doors.
*taps the doors with a tuning fork*
B flat. 
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dasilva Posted Jan 28, 2003
*tries to B-flate the doors be letting all the air out*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 28, 2003
Who's broken the patio doors? 
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Demon Drawer Posted Jan 28, 2003
No idea. And why is the larder and fridge empty I'm starving
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 28, 2003
It must have been...
*all sound is suddenly replaced by bird noises as EV slags off all the other housemates*
...ing idiot.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 28, 2003
It's simple. All you have to d.....
*bird noise returns*
....imple.
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Demon Drawer Posted Jan 28, 2003
Gosh your really good at that.
So when I go shopping at....
*cuts away to view of garden and birdsong*
...none will know anything about any of my shopping list then.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 28, 2003
That's right. Good, isn't it? 
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Jan 29, 2003
*is so shocked at reading the backlog she drops the picnic hamper she was sneaking in through the secret entrance*
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