h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'd just like it to be known that it is about time Merury sorted itself out. I can't send messages from my phone unless I get one to reply to and it's driving me mad. I couldn't go in the dungeon again at Southend as it was shut but I did get a new tattoo.
And I keep sending you emails and I haven't had an answer, so I am going to give up for a while and go and sulk while hoovering with the CD player up as loud as it will go, just so that the neighbours get as annoyed as me.

Good day.
~grumble mutter swear~

Bloody everything.
*gives Mina a big hug* Sorry hon. It's not much fun for me either.

Tch, you shouldn't swear.
But thanks.
I feel much better now anyway.
Shame about the dungon though.

Yes, most unfortunate. They obviously don't read h2g2 or they'd have known you were going back.

It's such a cheek. I wanted to drag my mates in there. We went for a burger instead.

It's not the same somehow.

I know.

~wonders if there's time to sneak in a trip to Southend over the weekend, but decides sorrowfully probably not~

Maybe some other time then.

There's always time for Southend hon. Especially with cheap flights.

How much does it cost to fly to Southend? *goes to check*

It's only a small airport hon, probably not covered.

Strange, they don't seem to fly direct from here.

From your house?

Yes. Seems very selfish of them.

Maybe you should leave your landing light on.

Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha. Ha.

I thought that was a great joke.

Me too. I laughed, and I did a smiley face.
Maybe the pilot light has gone out.

That's probably the reason.
I thought that laughter was slightly sarky.

It wasn't sarky. Everyone assumes I'm being sarcastic all the time, and I'm not. Just most of it.