h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That's very sweet. I've gone all soppy now.


Again.

Sorry hon. I know you don't like people to see you like this. Good job nobody's watching.
*looks puzzled as he distinctly remembers posting this before but it doesn't seem to have appeared*

It's not good for the image, really, is it?

And that happens to me all the time. I just thought I was barmy.

I suppose not. I like it though.

No, you're not barmy. It's the evil shape-changing pixie creatures that do it.

Do you? Maybe I could be part-time soppy Mina, just for you.

And I always thought it was the Goblins...

You don't need to be soppy all the time, if you just go soppy every now and again that'll be fine.
You see, the evil shape-changing pixie creatures changed into the shape of goblins to confuse you.

Ok I'll remember that hon.

~scared of goblin-shaped pixies~

*puts his arms around Mina to protect her from evil shape-changing pixies*

*notice's Mina's new name*
Oh honey, did you do that just for me? Aww, that's so sweet!
*kisses her*

~feels protected~

Yes, I did. ~kisses EV~ but make the most of it, in my fickle Gemini way I'm likely to change it later.

*goes all soppy before she changes her mind*

I'll leave it for a while longer.

Right, back to normal now.

Oh well, don't want to overdo it I suppose.
*stops being soppy*

Too many people were noticing it.

Does that mean you won't be going soppy anymore?

No, but I won't be advertising it anymore.

Oh. So I can still do this?
*hugs Mina tightly and kisses her on the forehead*

oh yes hon, you can do that anytime you like.

Good, I'll do it now.