h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

where did you go?

I return to h2g2 and you promptly off! I hope you realise that I am taking it personally.

You may want to take that up with BT, as per the journal entry I'm about to post.

I will sue for emotional distress.

Me too. Have you any idea what it's like sitting here, clawing my legs in lieu of tapping on a keyboard while fords tries to play World Of Warcraft on dial up?

World of Warcraft on DIAL UP???



That's a Doherty style addiction!

(Actually that is a real insult to Fords. I am sorry)

Actually it plays surprisingly well. Which is a pity really, because at least on broadband I can go online on the desktop machine while she's killing things on the laptop.

How long to broadband returns to brighten you day?

Not much point now until we've moved, which will hopefully be the week after next.

Then will we have you back permanently? Come on, the old guard have to prevent this place going to the dogs completely.

I'll do me best.

Besides you are meant to be keeping me on teh straight and narrow remember?

I did badly in your absence

Oh dear.

Have you thought any more about suing BT?

I phoned Claims Direct

Do you have the Hillman Minx song I've had enough perchance?

Erm....... no.

This is just like the old days - by the time the conversations list refreshes, there's a reply!

well it was... until I took 35 minutes to write a journal entry.

I commend it to you and respectfully request an answer.

So how is fatherhood?

Ah yes. I see.

Fatherhood is really quite good. Little Baby Vibenstein has just mastered the art of pulling the dummy out of her mouth. Unfortunately she hasn't quite mastered the art of putting it back in yet...

Just like her daddy!

That's right, she's happiest lying flat on her back with a bottle in her mouth.

Aren't we all?

Ho yus!