h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

But you're always online!

Am not! ..just have been a fair bit lately..

You're online every time I see you.

Well obviously or you wouldn't see me nah, im usyally here in the eves , tellys crap n once jo's gone to bed I get bored sat here talking to myself ..same with some of the aftys when hes at school ..
im off out till sunday eveish tomorrow though..

Off out? Where you off to?

Im off over to Jonothans as ive not been for a while

I 'do' go out y'know! just not that often anymore..damn kids

... I suppose that means I'll be sitting here talking to myself tomorrow then.

I thought you were going to this curry thing?

I was, but I'm not now. Bit of a cashflow problem... it's all flowing out instead of in.

know that one well.. the fact i'm completely useless at budgeting doesn't help!Taureans are supposed to be practial too ..d'oh

See? I go away for a couple of hours, and when I come back, you're still on!

You're a Taurean too, are you? We're supposed to be stubborn too, but I'm not. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not! *stamps foot*

yeah well ill be way to bed soon cos im knackered n a bit achey had my nephew whos no long 2 n an absolute little monkey pants for a few hrs this afty (so i wasnt here then) and hes done me in


..yup awfully stubborn, but also supposedly the 2nd best looking sign apart from not being to able to avoid eating everything in sight

*Second* best looking?

yes supposedly scorpios are the most attractive

forgot to mention the old there didnt i

Was this a survey conducted by lots of Scorpios then?

not a clue..know i read it somewhere though

Well I don't believe them!

Not a hint of taurean modesty then no?

No, just a bit of inappropriate Taurean bravado... I consider myself to be disastrously unattractive, and I'm rarely contradicted.

What a lot of long words in that sentence.