h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*thanks her lucky stars for her broadband connection*

*sulks*

Awww, don't sulk. Here, have some .

You won't get round me that easi..... oooooooh, cake.

*sends the squirrels off with a flea in their luggage*

*sees the squirrels *

I guess we're back to the more conventional method!

*puts the flea back into its training pen*

*stops scratching*
Ah, that's better. I suppose they couldn't get a bus at this time of night.

That might well account for it.

Or maybe the driver wouldn't let the flea on his bus.

I don't understand it, it's normally such a well behaved flea.

I suppose... ...it just wanted.... ...a bit of fleadom!!

Oh dear. Do you see what I did there?

*gives the thread a bit of a hoover and then wakes up the squirrels and sends them on their way*

Hello, my rodential chums. Nice to see you all again.

Are you really free? Don't I even have to collect tokens?

Well obviously there's small print...

*squints* I can't read it, it's too small.

I think that's the idea.

Now can someone please explain to me why, since I'm really happy from handing my dissertation in, I'm listening to OK Computer?

You are obviously experiencing ze guilt complex as you are not used to zis feeling happy, and you feel ze need to temper your happiness for fear of losing control.

I'm sorry, I've no idea where that accent came from.

*confused and wondering whether EV might have a split personality*

I might put Britney Spears on afterwards though.

Why not put them both on at the same time and see if they cancel each other out?

Hmmm, Radiohead and Britney Spears...an unholyyalliance if ever I saw one. And yet....it might work.