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Abi

I Like the orange! Very Laurence Llewellyn Bowen! smiley - smiley

How are you? It is ages since we have talked!


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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Thank you - I tried growing my hair like him but it's going to take a while. smiley - bigeyes

I'm surprisingly well... how are you?


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Abi

Not too bad... well a bit under the weather but nothing that the quack won't tell is in my imagination. It's a tough life being a hypochrondiac. *sigh*

Other then that I am rolling on in my own way. So how is the home situation?


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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

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The home situation is... well, same as it ever was. Do you have a spare wall I could climb up? smiley - cross And it appears my alternativecarpark domain name has expired, although nobody bothered to tell me or anything. smiley - steam


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Abi

What is it with companies nowadays... British Gas want to put our electricity bill up to £150 a month!!! smiley - yikes

smiley - grr

So have you managed to sort out the domain name horror?


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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

£150 a month?! What are you doing, powering the whole BBC? smiley - yikes

Working on the domain name thing... might take a day or two... smiley - run


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Abi

You know I think that might be the problem!

smiley - wah So when is the next edition due?


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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Last month. smiley - flustered


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Abi

Now where did Mina put her whip?


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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

It's just over there. *points*

Ooops.

I shouldn't have said that. I should not have said that.


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Abi

Hold on! I will just ask Mina if I can borrow it...

Amuse yourself in the meantime!


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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

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smiley - runsmiley - football

smiley - teasmiley - cake

Found it yet?


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Post 13

Abi

She says that she has got all sorts! Which one would be the most terrifying and force you to get on with the next issue of ACP?


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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Er... the softest, nicest, least painful one? smiley - erm


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Abi

This is Mina remember! smiley - winkeye


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Post 16

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Yes... so the softest, nicest, least painful one will still hurt like hell. smiley - bruised


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Post 17

Abi

Ooooh!

Mark Morrison - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2251668.stm

Didn't we used to spend hours slagging him off pre-italicisation?


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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Who? smiley - huh Oh yes... I remember, he used to be reasonably famous.

Interesting article. What exactly is a "rap singer"? Is that like a poetry sculptor?


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Post 19

Abi

I think so... but I have to say that that is nothing compare to the proof reading error in http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/2255035.stm

'This saves his cash on the $10 per tablet pills as well as doubling his supply of tablets.' Eh? How does that work then?


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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

"...boosting his dollars and his sex live"? Is nobody proof reading these articles? smiley - huh

I think the "rap singer" must be a typo. They've obviously missed the "c" off the front of "rap".


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