h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You're really old now. I mean, you're *30*!

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

(I know it's not particularly relevant, but I thought I'd say it anyway.)

You can't distract attention from your age old man.

Yes, I can. What's that over there? *points*

It's a big sign saying *EV is 30*

*sets fire to the sign*
No it isn't.

Aww, now it's lit up, so people far away can see it.

The wind will change and all that.

Ooops. I'm stuck.

You'll be scaring babies and small children with that face. We'd bettter not let you out in public.

Help.

Looks like you won't be catching that train tomorrow after all.

No.
Luckily this is only Wednesday, so you've got two days to help unstick me.

Me? How can I help? It's not as if I made you pull that face.

You made the wind change.

Do I look like Michael Fish?

*thinks*



No.
You also don't look like Billy the Fish out of Viz, or Fish out of Marillion. What's that got to do with it?

Only weathermen can make the weather change, that includes wind. Unless I decide to eat nothing else but Brussel Sprouts, then it's every man for himself.

30 is not old Mina..I'm 47 next week...I'm having a motor fitted to my zimmer frame to celebrate!