h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If people -look- at the pages [as I was assured when I got here that they did indeed], why don't they -comment- on them?

Of course we look at the entries It's just that sometimes it can be difficult to think of a witty reply Hello to you Anonymouse...it's nice to meet another friend of Monsy's.Please drop over anytime and say hi

She only likes me 'cause I clean out her pockas.

Well,that's as good a reason as any I suppose!

I read a lot of entries but don't always reply cause when I make a comment it sometimes offends, which was never my intension. so I read and enjoy to myself then move on.

Gotcha.

You had me all along

I did?

*pats down looking for hidden pockas*

I was tucked in that little pocket inside the right pocket on your jeans (thats assuming you where jeans) but I managed to escape unnoticed. Buy the way I'm Paul nice to meet you.

Perhaps you could send me some of the poetry you like so that I might see what I've been missing all these years, If you don't want to no problem. my email is [email protected]

There's actually a link to some of the silly things I've written from my "Other Homes" page, under 'points of interest'.... As for the poems I've liked... My goodness... I've been reading them since I was a tiny tot... and writing them since not much later.

I'll get you started:

http://www.h2g2.com/A115507

Somewhere around this lair is a faded, battered, highly dogeared hand-written copy (from a high-school assignment my -mother- had in grade school, no less!) of...

"I think that I shall never see
A poem as lovely as a tree.

A tree who's hungry mouth is pressed
Against the earth's sweet flowing breast..."

It goes on... I only wish I could remember the whole thing. I had it memorized for many years. (No, you can NOT ask, "How many?" !!!

I wouln't dream of asking such a thing but I will let you into a secret, You must promoise you won't tell anyone.

Ooooohhh! Secrets! Goodie!

*zips lips*

Okay, go ahead.

Sorry I have taken so to reply But I went to have a read of your poetry, Now don't go getting big headed but I really enjoyed reading them. I also looked at some of your other pages. I kept returning to the anglefire page I think you know why I also tried to send you an email but as you probably know your email address doen't work on your poetry page anymore. after spending 20 minutes composing a message only to have it returnd...Now thats what I call a Gotcha!!!
Oh yes.. the secret is in my other email address [email protected] the numbers are my date of birth, the dd/yy and the m are all there.
Oh nearly forgot You never mentioned the word stanzas once

Actually I didn't know it was broken... It's fixed now, though.. thank you.

The anniversary of your birth then falls 10 days before my bubby's... Though I won't say what year.

*blush* Glad you liked them.

I take it you were interested in the death of Diana cause of the links on your other homes, so Ive sent you a news story via your email address on your poetry page. I hope you recieve it ok, I think you will find it of interest.

About the email it didn't work again, it was returned with the message user unknown so I cant send you the news article,

Disregard last message I sent it ok,

I got two, but do you have just the URL instead of all the gifs and stuff?

(I hate MS mailers )

Here are the URLs for the news stories I sent you. Let me know what you think.
http://www.lineone.net/express/99/08/04/news/n2920fayad-d.html
http://www.lineone.net/express/99/08/23/news/n2420dodui-d.html