h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What was the 'Unfortunate incident'?
Thanks for the invite out on the p**s I may well take you up on it sometime.
Probably in the school hols when my daughter gets to stay with 'Nan'
Yippee freedom at last!!!!!!

It was a shame, it was a damn shame but a girl can only take so much abuse.
If I told him once I told him....wel twice actually

I DONT LIKE ANCHOVIES ON MY PIZZA!!!!!!!!

Sweet smile

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He deserved it OK
Deserved everything he got OK??!!!!??
It wasnt my fault I was driven to it.

Now where did I put my snail?

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Pizza's serious business alright; not to be trifled with.

WhiteCrow is quite an evocative name... I like it.

Too right it is John....dont come between a girl and her pizza.

Thank you by the way....I like my name too....I like cats too
pizza, funny films, my brother Fil, Sigourney Weaver, fizzy
dring dispensing machines, microchip technology............
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That should read "drink" by the way

I was just about to ask.

A man who is a really good lay then turns into a pizza......

And a choccie bar

Don't know about the lay part; but pizza and chockies at the drop of a hat is what being a good man is all about.

Being a good man is about being happy to cuddle and expect JUST
to get a cuddle in return when necessary. Being able to cope with us when
we cry for no apparent reason (to you). The ability to make us feel safe and
secure, loved and respected.

If a man could do that I would devote my entire life to making him the
happiest man in the known universe.

Nah - he would be gay.

No...."he" would have to be another woman.

Artificial insemination, battery driven marital aids, loving caring
female partners who understand us intrinsically

Hmmmmmm....looks like men are fast becoming an endangered
species. Theyd better evolve cuddle glands quickly.

Think you are right- I used to live with a gay guy - he was great to share with. Only thing about women is I do prefer a nice male bum. So did David, but that's another matter....!

I know what you mean perhaps the definition of bliss
is something like a man for aesthetics (bum), and getting
rid of spiders, a woman for almost everything else and both
for lust.

Sounds pretty blissful to me

Men are only good for 2 things and one of them is going to the bar.
no strike that men are only good for one thing-going to the bar.

scraping the soup from the walls,
i hate the feeling of having no feeling,
numbness overtakes me,
i feel weak

Looks like we've made the busiest Forum board

Does this mean we get choccie?

No but a decent pint wouldn't go amiss!!!!!1

Too right....that invite is still on. Whenever you have time I think we could have more than one.
All in the name of research of course

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