h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'M BAAACK!!!!!....my i just love coming over here...the flowers are so lovely .....now look at that chameleon, isn't he the cutest thing you have ever seen?? .....well, i best get busy here watering the flowers and let's see what i can find for that cute little chameleon over there.....here we go, i found some nice treats right here i am sure he will love them ....
the protector of the page

this really is a lovely page ....very peaceful as well, the flowers are so calming and that little chameleon is very good company along with the butterfly up there. well, on with my duties.....water water, prune prune.....here little buddy have a chameleon treat ....care for a good story while i am here?......
"once upon a time"...........
the protector of the page

well, here i am once again ...i just love protecting this page, it is so lovely and always smells of flowers ......come here little cameleon i have a special treat for you and also for the dear butterfly over there, you tends to stay to yourself for the most part but i thought you might enjoy this nice necter bowl ...now on with my duties
the protector of the page

hey monshari i think my page likes you better then me! what is that all about? anyways thanks for taking such good care of it. you did a better job then i could have.

kat

ps. here is a little ditty just for you

la de da hip horray
monshari will have happy days

ohhhhhhh yeah dobedo

mmmmmmmon shaaaaari ka pow

she is a cool hip crazy cat.

oh thank-you Kat!!!! ....i feel so proud and happy
i would like to appologize though for the bit of time that i did not check on your page while you were away, i had a bit of a bug that would not go away so i found myself glued to a bed where i continually filled myself with medication....
monsy