h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh, sorry... did I wake you.

Anyhoo... It says here *points helpfully to little date window on stylish Seiko watch* that it is someone's birthday RIGHT NOW for those correctly hemisphered and I just thought I should politely advise someone to get someone's A into G and get over here BEFORE it is all over.

That is all.

Oh, except I have recently become the proud owner of a AWFUL BIG BUNCH o'love and I think you should have some, yes I do.

Now, if you could just sign here...

Thank you. You have just been officially birthdayed.

Happy Birthday the person who is Not Not Amanda and also Not bubster!!!! Hmmmmm...I see he's been parcelling out my big bunch 'o love. Well, it's okay since some of it is yours anyway.

HAVE THIS BIG O'L BUNCHA LOVEROONY FOR YERSELF! AND HAPPY HOOPY BIRTHDAY BABY!

*parties seriously down*

Er, yes, sorry. Um get on down with your bad, er, self. Mamma.

You betcha, bubster baby!

*boogies*

*hustles in*

*shakes it all about*

*loves on Krissyums and bubstereeno*

*puts her hands on her hips and brings her knees in tiiiiight!*

*hustles back out*


(Love you two! )

*does the nutbush*

Hmm. I don't wanna sound suspicious or nuthin, but was that the Hustle Warp?

*does the nutbush*
*nutbush city limits*

*takes one look at the word "nutbush" and falls over laughing, inadvertantly doing the aligator*

You know, I can still do, do, do the funky gibbon (funky gibbon) if I have to.

Allright. Do it then.

I'll just get my looking glasses and my laughing hysterically suit on.

*does, does, does the funky gibbon*

~Do, do, do the funky gibbon (Funky Gibbon)
~We are here to show you how (Ook-ook a choo)
~Ooh, ooh, ohh the funky gibbon (Funky Gibbon)
~It's all up to you, so come on and do
~The funky gibbon now

~(Tie a yellow gibbon round the old oak tree)
~It's all up to you, so come on and do
~The funky gibbon now

[Liberally pilfered from The Goodies (Goodie Goodie Yum Yum)]