h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ok eat and be carefull with that chainsaw dino

* shrugs and makes the chainsaw whine again.. cutting the remaining two legs from the chair *

oops .. you're not scared, are you?

nawww....just give me that apple pie x

you *are* scared .. ok ok ok ..

* turns off the chainsaw and stores it *
* gets a knife and cuts a piece of *

there you are.. icecream with it? ... oops..

* puts the knife down *

no need to be so nervous.. I just came close, didn't cut you .. did I??

* notices a barely visible red scratch on the lower arm *

oh, sorry.. didn't mean to do that .. well, no serious damage done.. you've never met dinosaur girls before, did you?

mmmmmm..luvly apple pie & cream worth the odd slash...it would be good to meet dino girls x

that's only for the very strong

oh i,m very strong

hah .. scared of a chainsaw ..

not scared sticks tongue out

not scared? you'd better be! dino girls can be .. violent

* opens five buttons of her blouse and reveals a t-shirt showing, in large black letters, "the contents of this t-shirt may damage your health" *

blaaaahhhh...that did not scare me........try again.......thumb on nose sticks tongue out again.

open six next time i could not read it all

no such y luck for you
* closes all buttons of the blouse *

aaaaaawwwwwww.....spoilsport...x

* reappears in a t-shirt marked "if you can read this you're too close" *

* with finer print "and you'd better watch her hands now" *

i,m long sighted so i can read it yards away..but i cant hit u with the squirty cream
so i shake the can and nervously edge forward paying close attention to those hands

watch it...


.. you do *that* in public?

SQUIRTTTTTTSSSSSS...AAAGGGHHHH...LEGS IT FAST>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WITH CREAMY BLOB HOT ON HIS TRACKS X

well, well.. either you still have a lot to practice yet or you practiced far too much recently.. this was not a very impressive performance my boy..

I couldn't even giggle..

... and it's the first time I saw a 2 inch cream spray can.. funny gadget, but so useles ..

no!!...jumbo can giggle!!...i thought you was so thick skinned and sure about urself a giggle would have cracked ur face
i may not have practice or be very good but i dont give a BLEEEEEEEEEP!! cos i can laugh at myself a well!!
SQUIRT SQUIRT!!