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Happy Newyear
Posted Jan 1, 2000
Great start for the millenium:
When opening the curtains at 0:10 to enjoy the fireworks outside I moved the sheets on my wifes bed a bit and she was in pain for 15 minutes 
When I woke at 15:45 my dog had vommet on a bundle of clothes and was trying to hide it by covering it with more clothes.....
Now I've got to make a hurry in dressing because she makes little whining noises (probably got more to throw up) so I'm gonna walk the dog and skip breakfast.
Happy newyear
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Bill Gates
Posted Nov 28, 1999
Last night made huge discovery.
In dutch '-es' is used for more than one like bottle and bottles (I know bad example). Also in dutch 'Gat' means hole. Now the dutch word 'Bil' can only be translated by 'Ass'. Now why did I never notice before the literal translation of:
'Bill Gates'
in dutch this spells 'ASS HOLES'
Explains a lot about life, the universe and everything!
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A plan
Posted Nov 26, 1999
Nobody seems to believe me. Are they all part of a big conspiracy or are they afraid to look at the truth?
I've got to get proof. Today I made a plan.
The first step is to hide between possible conspirators.
I bought a black suit and a black tie.
The next step is to build a trap. The aliens have advanced technology and are capable of entering and leaving my house without a trace. I don't think I will actually be able to catch one. I will try to prove they do exist and do ate my fish.
I bought a webcam and a microphone and are busy with hiding it inside my house. When all equipment is installed and tested I will bring in some bate and lure the aliens to come inside the view of my camera.
The bate will have to be something they can't resist. After thinking really hard I came to the conclusion that the best thing would be a cow. However my room isn't very big and I see a lot of trouble ahead bringing a cow to the first floor. I settled for the next best thing:
fish. This will also proof my secondary mission, to proof that aliens ate my fish. I will get me a fish but have not yet figured out if I should do this in secrecy or doing it right out in the open. I fear attracting to much attention will warn the aliens something is goint on, on the other hand if they don't know there is fish they might not come at all. This is a very difficult decision I will have to take!
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Fish
Posted Nov 25, 1999
This morning I did a terrible discovery. Aliens ate my fish.
How do I know it where aliens? Well who else could it have been!!!
After the cow mutilations now the fish are the victims...
This is very depressing.
I hope they didn't discovered I am a pisces.
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