h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's gonna be another Monday on Monday

Well maybe we should go to another timezone where it is still sunday on monday or one where it is already tuesday.

That would solve all our problems - we could do it with a really cool jet, or we could move to one of the poles, that way we can cross a time-zone in about two steps. If we lived at the pole, all we'd have to do is walk round and round in circles each Monday...
What time zone is it right at the tip of the pole? Or is it all zones at once?

You got a very interesting point there. This is a tough one, annoying.
Damn, now I've got to stay up all night wondering, trying to figure this out...

If you do, let me know! But what do you think of my idea to avoid Monday?? All you need is a very warm coat or two...

I did think a lot about it and have done some disturbing discoveries.
But let me begin with the beginning: you are totally right! This is a solution to the monday problem. Now my first thought was 'Why didn't anybody think of this before?'. I did wonder about this all night long and when the day broke it was all clear to me. We did think of this before and we actually did it!!! It all happened about 12000 years ago. Maybe you have followed current investigations on the mysterious pyramid builders and why both the egyptian monuments and the mayan monuments seem to refer to a big event about 12000 years ago. The latest ideas are that these great monument refer to an event mentioned in the bible where most of the earth was covered by heavy rainfall. The cause as the suspect it to be is probably that the earth tumbled a bit bringing the polar caps (the old ones) somewhere where now Europe is (my personal believe is that the exact spot is marked by those builders with another great monument, not a pyramid but suspiciously circular: stonehenge). The polar caps in this warmer region started to melt....big rain..noah..etc...
Well the current believe is the reason why the earth started to tumble is because the polar caps became too heavy with all that ice. I don't think this is realistic, why didn't happen this every couple of 100000 years. The fact dinosaurs lived at least 120 milion years shows clearly that this didn't happen for a long time.
Early this morning it all became very clear:
For some reason the distrust of mondays is a primitive instinct embedded in homo sapiens. Humans have been around for 150000 years. Of course there weren't that many humans in the begining and humans had a lot of things to do like hunting. The ancients had cumulated in 125000 years a lot of knowledge and certainly knew about timezones and the solution to mondays. As civilization advanced more and more and populations grew bigger and bigger, mankind started to go to polar regions. At some point the populations at the poles grew so big this disturbed the natural distibution of weight over the earth --->
the polar caps became too heavy...tumble....rain...noah...pyramids...

this old civilization usualy refered to as the atlanteans obviously centered on the poles....atlantis is where the old poles where...stonehenge and it's counterpoint at the otherside of the earth. Obviously we won't find remnants of atlantis as this was build on top of the ice on the polar caps (maybe build from ice!).
As the ice melted Atlantis was washed away (or should we say Atlantis simply melted...).

More indications: pyramids are build from blocks, iglos are also made from blocks (and point in the direction of ancient knowledge of ice buildings, so do the japanese ice artists who happen to live on the opposite point from stonehenge)...
You can attack me on the fact iglos don't look much like pyramids, but this could be from an instinctive reluctance from modern ice builders to build pyramids from ice (don't make the same mistake twice). The pyramid builders where the other group who said it was the ice and not the shape and started to use rocks instead of ice...

So if we go to the polar caps we should prevent the growth of large populations there. We must not reveal our plans to the masses!
Secrecy is of the highest importance.

Maybe stonehenge isn't circular and divided into areas which might indicate timezones. Maybe it was build by a third group taking no risk building not with ice nor pyramidal. But it is again a striking similarity that convinces me of the shared background: building with blocks!

Very true - I must admit that I hadn't thought of that at all... I wonder would happen if we built on the North and South poles equally at the same time?
The South pole would probably be a safer bet, as there at least is a continent below us.

Stonehenge:
Stonehenge is a mystery, but this is my theory. Lots of hippies always go to Stonehenge for some reason, so perhaps it was built by a group of hippies who were trying to build a wall, and were so dizzy from drink/drugs etc they built it round, instead?

Nah, perhaps not.

North-South-poles: Maybe we tried that before and it didn't work out.
It could be genetically imprinted to have all those wars between south and north... (east and west was a small experiment, it's over and we can go back to the traditional north-south style of global argueing)

The builders:
I think they where Danish hippies.
Ever noticed the way the blocks stick together?
It's exactly the same technique as with lego-blocks! Obviously the Danish are the morons of Atlantis and they have been very slooooooow.
It took them 8000 years more to figure out the in our DNA resting block thingy.

List of smart people in history:
- egyptians (Pyramids)
- mayans (Pyramids)
- Polynesians (they really loved working on those rocks)
- the dutch (hunnebedden)
- the british and irish (stonehenge and loaded with standing stones)
- the french (standing stones)
- germans (hunnebedden)
- birma, laos, china (large templecomplexes, a bit pyramidical)
- greek and romans (using a lot of block for their ancient buildings)
- eskimos (iglos)
- japanese (ice crafters)

not so smart:
- the danish (lego)
- italians after the romans (Hey they can't even build a straight tower! Or is it an unconsious memory of a tumbling earth that made them construct a tumbling tower?)
the rest have at least forgotten their genetic memory.

Very good theory - I'll have to think about it for a while before I have more to say.... Hmm...