h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yhe following was forwarded to me, and I thought it was amusing enough to preserve for posterity. I've got no idea who owns the copyright - I just know it isn't me...

"How to determine YOUR Star Wars name:

For your new first name: Take the first 3 letters of your 1st name and
add the first 2 letters of your last name.

For your new last name:Take the first 2 letters of your Mom's maiden
name and add the first 3 letters of the city you were born in.

How to determine your Star Wars honorific title: Take the last three
letters of your last name and reverse them, add the first three letters
of the name of the first car/bicycle you drove/owned - insert the word
"of", tack on the name of the last medication you took."

(That makes me "Peemc Mabuc, Eimral of Captopril" - disturbingly plausible!)

Peet
That would make me Caist HarHar Genvol of Advil
rofl!! too funny!! Caitlyn

marst kernew gnestr of scotch

It's martrysan as if you didn't know

Hey, Martysan - I don't mind you referring to Scotch as a medication, but at least give it a capital letter! I lived on a distillery for seventeen years, and I know it deserves some respect!

I, Marro Evche, the Ewocom of Ibuprofen, salute you.