Journal Entries
Trios of llamas
Posted Mar 12, 2007
A Llama's tale
Current mood: awake
I visited Shugborough Hall yesterday, the ancestral home of the late Lord Lichfield and found it closed; so you can imagine my delight when I bumped into three travelling llamas who were out taking the deserted Shugborough air, and a very good job they were making of it I might add.We exchanged pleasantries and went out separate ways. It left me wondering about how much llamas are getting about these days; one never knows when one will bump into one.
I find it most a- llarming
Discuss this Journal entry [7]
Latest reply: Mar 12, 2007
Saturday Evening
Posted Feb 24, 2007
I am watching a Hundred great sex symbols. Gordon Ramsay is a sex symbol. I'm writing this down in case I forget. Apparently he is an alpha male- glad I've been told coS i think he's a an asterisk.
Wonder how long I'll stay awake. Oh the joys of age
Discuss this Journal entry [1]
Latest reply: Feb 24, 2007
Things that go whoosh in the night
Posted Feb 22, 2007
I think you should know,
I'm inventing something completely new,
ideal for those on the go
It's a zoomerframe, and is like its sister,
the zimmer but it also time travels
and makes you feel thinner,
It can take you to wherever you wish to go,
any country any city on the earth,
from snow bound Antartic or New Mexico.
It's eco friendly, so..... anybody got any more ideas?
to be continued
Discuss this Journal entry [7]
Latest reply: Feb 22, 2007
Extracts from story about Auntie Flo
Posted Feb 11, 2007
Extracts from Auntie Flo
Current mood: chipper
If Auntie Flo had not existed then I'm sure no writer could ever have invented her: she gives credence to the saying that truth is stranger than fiction.....
It was in her sixties that Auntie Flo came into her own. She moved house from Southend lock stock and Uncle Len to the Midlands all because she'd been a walk on Cannock Chase Forest in her Betty Boo stilettos.....
She became an extreme knitter and the creator of colossal cardigans; like Madame Defarge at the guillotine she would knit one, purl one, drop one, whoops, taking out life's furies in her needles and embroidering her frustratations into her cardigans......
She was the sender of unusual presents, she sent my mother for her eigthieth birthday a doll that cried to be fed, the logic of this perplexed my mother for some time until she came to the conclusion that Auntie Flo does not suffer from logic....
Another time her present never arrived: she bought her a stone dog but decided it was too heavy to send by post so photographed and framed it and sent the picture instead....
Man has not yet solved the mysteries of the universe yet, or Auntie Flo.
oh I never told you of the time she chopped a wardrobe in half...
Discuss this Journal entry [9]
Latest reply: Feb 11, 2007
Blogging off
Posted Jan 31, 2007
I'm not saying I'm having my nineteenth nervous breakdown or screaming AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH every few seconds, it's just a desire to sit in my conservative and read the paper and wonder about cyberspace and how to cope with it. Some cyberperson somewhere has told me to blog off and I'm always one to do as I'm told so I have which leaves one cyberspace full of grey women with no identity and me in a state of wondering ah well
methunks the lady does protest too much....
Discuss this Journal entry [14]
Latest reply: Jan 31, 2007
wilddazzlinglucinda
Researcher U3835478
Write an Entry
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."