h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Why don't you ask me yourself?
Or more importantly have a look at my personal space

My dear ladysea gull,

I would ask you myself but unfortunately I've forgotten the question

I'm coming to look for you

I am very pleased to speak with you and even more enchanted that you are back to normal which suggests that once you may have been abnormal,
I am also pleased that you circle mermaids, their life is considerably improved by this activity

I wouldn't say I've been abnormal exactly, just sometimes confused by some of the absurdities of this place.

I was circling the mermaids on behalf of some of my male prototypes in the area concerned I am pleased to say that I no longer share their interest in mermaids. Most sincere apologies if that displeases you.

I am now back to normal in as much as I listen to a more refined taste in must wot woz sadly lacking by rare breeds of mermaid listeners.

Mermaids are a good starting point for any well meaning conversation circled or otherwise. I cannot pretend to understand why you circled them in the first place and why you did so on behalf of male prototypes further mystifies me.

However while on the none subject of mermaids I am a writer from the West Midlands and would love to speak to you again. Also if you wish for further credentials I am a friend of Rosie Rose who is famous for kindness and making cakes.

the dazzler

It was something to do with Devon & Cornwall but I've forgotten what it is now.

Forgetting is the best thing ever invented isn't it? I'm extremely talented at it and find it's one of my best qualities. What was I saying