h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Okay, so where's the bit with the "Hi " explained? Bruce's pages, maybe?

I think this bit is what does the trick on my userpage:

Welcome, Dear ! If you don't see me around, please help yourself to a <smiley type="stiffdrink"/>. If you grow tired of drinking those while waiting, you can always drop a message <smiley type="smiley"/>.

(well, the bit, at least )

Hello there Anonymouse - Welcome Back!

Help page for Viewer Tag ---> A1031482

Thank you! I can't believe it took me four shots to figure that one out! For a minute there I was wondering how everyone knew I was here.

Aw Nonny ... you haven't been gone THAT long have you?

Get back on that horse! You'll soon remember how to ride

I should have recognized it right off the bat, and not just from here, either. Anyway, question: What happens if the viewer is not an h2g2 member, but a guest (or not logged in)?

Question 2 (unrelated, well, mostly): Ermm... never mind, I forget what the second question was now. Don't you laugh at me! The mind is the second thing to go!

"What happens if the viewer is not an h2g2 member, but a guest (or not logged in)?"

Dunno .... I'll have to try it when I'm at w*rk - maybe it says something like "Unknown Hitchhiker"?

"The mind is the second thing to go! " - ain't it the truth! I used to know what the first is - but I've forgotten

Me, too.

*twitches whiskers*