h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And she doesn't even have facial hair!

Yay! I'm in the club! - That should get Peta talking when she gets back from holiday!
Have you guys had a go at the fun run yet? its at:
http://www.h2g2.com/P130852

He's got you doing the spamming too?!?!

I've gone and read and done a few.

I probably should Fun Run as well, but I've been too exhausted running back and forth from the t-shirt store, checking up on the G and F Society Shirts I ordered!

Can I buy a shirt to support the cause, even if my name is not in the right alphabetical order? Might I be considered a G+1?

Sure, just send me the money, and you will receive your shirt by the year 3000. (The shirts are not Y2k compliant, but another thousand years should give me time to correct the problem)

I will be sure to add the shirt's assumption into my will. My descendants can fight it out later.

Are you sure that the Y3K problem will not bother your advanced design?

Frink, Frink, Frink. First you make copies of me without my permission (see My Vote's For etc.), then you sell G + F shirts? You'd better be glad I'm nice, although I'm not sure about Garibaldi's sentiments...

Err...Ok, how about this. You will receive the shirt no later than 2999, so you will have a year to enjoy it before it massively fails to exist.

Sorry Fenchurch, missed your post. I promise not to sell any G&F shirts.

(pssst, Hypoman. Meet me on the forum in that dark alley and I'll get you your shirt)

And Fenchurch, I'm not making copies of you. I'm just offering money to others to do so. As soon as Hypoman pays up.......er.......for something totally un-shirt related, of course!

Cool: I'm feeling wealthy at the moment. Now might be the perfect opportunity to disabuse myself of the notion that I actually am.

Frink, my check's in the mail. I will meet you in the aforementioned forum in the unlighted part of town when I receive confirmation that you have received my payment. My charges for the appropriate vote remain as negotiated...

Hmmm, TV Frink, I am not too please with you try to sell t-shirts with out asking me first. Garbaldi's T-Shirts (Where we know what you're wearing) has the right to sell to GAFS. If you like, you could sell boxer shorts, otherwise I will have to ask you to stop production altogether.

Hi Garibaldi! Don't worry, the shirts only say "G & F" No one will know it is you.

Perhaps I should give this up and start concentrating on my "YK-47" shirts.....(see other insanely popular Fenchurch forum)

Still, you are marketing them as GAFS t-shirts. Please stop it now.

*hands TV's Frink a legal contract* I have consulted with my lawyers (Garibaldi's Law & Order). You better stop now. I gave you the options of the boxer shorts, but if you don't take it, then I will get quite angry with you.

Ewee! A "G and F" society! I feel so, LEFT OUT! I guess I'll have to start a B.S. society, then- eh?

I realise that I am not a founding member so have little say in the matter, but isn't insisting on the production of boxer shorts a tad sexist or are you also planning the G&F bra?

I actually know some women who actually wear boxer shorts, but if you come up with a design for a bra, then by all means start marketing it. This is not to say that if you thing of anything, just market it, Fenchurch and I need to approve such and idea

I've changed my mind, I'm now marketing G&F sweaters for dogs.....

Boxer shorts are incredibly comfortable to sleep in....Bra? Sure. Just no underwires, those things are hell. How about packaged sets? Socks, maybe even longjohns. I think we've got a real moneymaking plan here, guys