h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I resent that comment MR Garibaldi!!
shazzPRME

Awww, Miss Shazz, I gave you every opportunity, maybe you will like to run the coffee shop, you can have all the free coffee and cakes you want

Only as long as I can have some English tea as well!! ... and lots more Pavlova
shazzPRME

I expect all types of tea actually, and I will make sure that there are heaps of Pavolvas to go around.

And cucumbers!

Would you like some salmon and cucumber sandwiches then Nonnie?
How about a cup of darjeeling... or would you prefer one of these fine selection of coffees?
shazzPRME

Cucumbers? Cucumber tea is not flavoursome. Gimme earl grey.

OK One Earl Grey for Doctor John
shazzPRME

Your generosisty is underwhelming, Shazz etc.
*Drinks Earl Grey Tea*

BTW Annonymouse, have you seen my home page? or was that just a guess?

Oh no! You mean I have to -choose- ?

I agree, Dr. I have a rather well-known fondness for Earl Grey myself.

And no, I haven't seen your homepage, but I'll scurry over there now.

'Nonnie

B4 you say anything, I R just a novice.
But thanks 4 visiting
Dr.J

The thing about life, whether it be RL or VRL, we all play the part of the novice many times over.


'Nonnie
(Who thinks that's what makes it interesting. )

Very profound Nonnie, must be the tea doining it for you, or maybe the cucumbers.

Hmm, I think I might go for an English Breakfast tea, could you have it read in say 8hrs when I wake up, that would be very lovely

I see that you overslept Garibaldi... so here is your steaming hot cup of English Breakfast Tea
shazzPRME

Yeah I did, sorry, I hope that tea is still warm

Of course it is Would you like the full English breakfast to go with it?? I have the bacon nice and crispy just how you like it
shazzPRME

Oh that would be absolutely fabulous, as I need to go get dinner.

Will catch you later Shazz *hugs*

*Runs in, grabs cup of coffee and hides under previously unnoticed sofa*

*goes and sits on the previously unnoticed sofa*

Hmm, this is a bit hard. Shazz what have you been putting under this sofa? May I suggest you get a new one, well if you could get it out of this impossible position that defies all physics

*loks under sofa*
What are YOU doing under there ??
You better move before Garibaldi calls in his pest control
officers... * We trap em... we zap em*!!!
shazzPRME