h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The champagne is following, the beer keg is emptying fast, and the $2000/bottle wine is being drunk like there is no tomorrow.

In keeping up with tradition, I Mr. G., will throw a party to end all parties (at this one will never end). Bring something for all to eat, oh and bring a chair too.

*goes and sets up for the party*

*Wanders in with inflatable armchair courtesy of the kind folks at the procrastinators club and sets down 's, 's 's, 's, , 's, 's and an extremely large with the words 'Welcome back Mr G' iced in very large letters*

*A truck pulls up outside laden with endless supplies of 's, ... and , and are provided by the friendly hostessbot on demand.*

Now to collect the rest of the partiers

shazz

Ah, the feel of spring in the air and a party at Mr. Garibaldis! Welcome home!

Welcome Marv. I see all the first ones are coming to have a great party. I think I need to start planning a trip too, oh and to rebuild the Great Garibaldi Empire

I am very ready for another party like no other. I do hope that I am not too early?

I think I may have found one or two other party-goers.

*Sips and thinks how good it is to have Mr G back in the fold*

Who knows... perhaps all those patented Mr G companies can start up again now!

shazz

*looks up from his *
Hello everybody! I knew if I hung around here long enough a party would turn up!

Welcome back Mr G!

Hi Wowbagger! Are you saying that h2g2 has been partyless since I have been away? Well we will have to fix that.

*goes and gets himself an , a , and a *

Hmmm, we need some music, oh and some luxury food - how about some swan. I haven't had that since my first big party.

*Mr G's mobile phone rings, he answers it and chats for a little while, then he finally hangs up*

Good news people, Garibaldi Tours - 'Where we know where you're going', has a special deal on. They have a bus trip that will be starting soon (in about a week), and they want to know if my old friends would like to come along. (I am thinking that the bus is the only form of transport that hasn't been used).

Hey Mr. G, I have some Pink Floyd CD's here in my bag, want me to put them on?

Well I'd enjoy it if no one else will

Ah, that is what the party needed.. Tunez

*Attempts to vocalise the extremely high female warblings... fails... resorts to low alto/high tenor instead *

When can we book our tickets Mr G?

shazz

Cool, Sark Side, perhaps we could play 'Radio Kaos' too.

Shazz, the tickets aren't on sale yet, but if you put a $1000 deposit, I am sure you will be able to get a nice seat on the bus.

If I offer to be DJ and Tech Support for the trip, can I go pro bono?

In typical Garibaldi Industries fashion, you will get 50% off the trip.

Hmmm... what about reputable press correspondants! Surely they can travel at a reduced rate... provided they are discreet!

shazz

*runs in a bit more than fashionably late with her arms overloaded with 'welcome back' gifts*
hope i'm not too late, welcome back Mr. Garibaldi sir . please accept this gift basket filled with , , and a (loo brush) as my humble attempt at receiving a 'reduced rate' on your latest adventure/trip
Monsy

*shows up at the door with several folding chairs and a crate of whiskey*

*shrieks with joy at seeing Mr. Garibaldi and the many hors d'ourves pltes*

I've missed you!!

*runs for the pigs in a blanket*