h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi Wumbeevil,

just read your posting in 'whose line is it...'
well, how to say, "s******e liebe" still gives three different understandings, i.e.
- love is sh*t
- I sh*t love
- damned love

what do you prefer

btw, i like your christmas girls

Oh crap, it's none of those meanings.

I'm probably going to insult you here, but I'm going to try using AltaVista's babelfish translator which must have been responsible for more arguments than anything else on the web.

*takes deep breath*

OK, here goes:-

coprophilia=Scheißelovera= Cartman's mother in South Park the Movie

*hides under a table, wondering if he has just called ringo something*

*starts throwing cotton wool balls at Wumbeevil, but fails to hit the target...*

these bloody things are just not made for throwing, but I think I know something better
*pulls out a gigantic tape recorder, turns on full volume, presses "On"-button:

BOB THE BUILDER - CAN YOU FIX IT ??

How's that, want some more?

BOB THE £@%^!*~ BUILDER! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

No more, please. Can you fix it? I need a bloody fix!

At first I thought the babelfish had done a better job than usual on the translation, as it was only cotton wool you were throwing at me, but then things got really nasty.

Still, I suppose I can take comfort from the fact that it's not just me who's having this horrendous "song" inflicted on them. Such troubles were made for sharing.

you're right

*presses "Off"-button*
I can assure you that this song is doing me the same harm as to you,
but thank god it has not become popular over here. Just heard it once on a amusing radio report about strange and funny things going on in the UK.

You've escaped Bob the Builder? *packs suitcase* I'm emigrating.

If you've escaped The Tweenies as well, I'm moving in to your house for Christmas.

nobody ever heard of the Tweenies except for some foolish UK-fans like ringo. But you never hear something like that on the radio or see it on TV, evn if someone would try, it's not available in the shops. I'm afraid, I cannot say the same about stuff like S-Club7

Come on over, there are two crates of excellent ales right beside me
hope this is ok for christmas

Too late for this year, and it seemed every kid I met had something that played the Bob the Builder song. Still, I did my best to drown it our with genuine Irish vodka.