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By Jiminy!
DoctorGonzo Started conversation Jan 22, 2003
You're online, it seems. And being very quiet about it. How's tricks, you lout?
By Jiminy!
Wumbeevil Posted Jan 22, 2003
Jimmy Wuckfitt is a lout, not me
...well except in RL.
Hiya Gonz. Finally got around to digging out my password from the cupboard where old games, books and cockroaches go to die (found this weird Arab bloke hiding in there making videos with my camcorder. Says the Americans are after him for possession of a ZZ Top beard, so I just told him to relax my house looks nothing like a Chinese embassy and asked him how he was enjoying the Spectrum games [for some reason he was particularly interested in Manic Miner]).
How's tricks? Well you're safe to go to Nodnol if that's what you're worried about, I've already blown 15 quid as an excuse for a drink that day. Don't worry, I'll do my best to fall asleep on the bus home and get dumped somewhere in a housing estate on the wrong side of the city by a b*****d bus driver again - promise.
Ah I see you've been forced to include abuse submission on your homepage by TPTB to stop the forums being clogged with it ever again. Good idea. It's gonna be awful hard to think of some original abuse for you tho. 
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