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I'm not really here Started conversation Sep 4, 2001
"Restraint? Who's been spreading gossip? Was it that Mina one? You wait til I get my handcuffs on her."
*waits*
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Wumbeevil Posted Sep 4, 2001
*a voice from the distance is heard shouting, "Sorry Mina, but I get very nervous every time I meet someone from the caption contest"*
Pegasus ya bass, it's the French Restaurant for you.
*alone on a hill Wumbeevil takes out his "Camping equipment I still haven't got" notebook and writes in, "Four sets of handcuffs for Mina and friend", and after some hesitation, "Economy Size First Aid Kit"*
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Wumbeevil Posted Sep 4, 2001
Safe? Even after the "Mouth like a researcher's "?
You're either the world's most wonderful human being or....
*marks down "Suit of Armour" in notebook*
Do they charge excess baggage on trains?
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I'm not really here Posted Sep 4, 2001
I don't think so.
I'd go for most wonderful...
And what are you talking about? Have you been putting rude captions up? I haven't looked at them for a couple of weeks. I think I probably should should check them now...
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Wumbeevil Posted Sep 4, 2001
Phew! I'm safe...for now. I haven't posted anything there for weeks, so I guess it must have passed the good taste test of the world's most wonderful human being.
*scores out "suit of armour" and writes in "bevvy"*
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Wumbeevil Posted Sep 5, 2001
Damn, my stalling didn't work then?
OK Mina it's a fair cop, but I warn you I'm new to this game. I haven't played since I went on a binge and forgot all about Terry Waite.
*takes out his Noddy BDSM Playkit and puts on PC Plod's DD hat*
Allo, allo, allo, wot's going on 'ere then? Are you trying to influence Mr Wumbeevil into corrupting a Mina? I'm afraid it's the station for you milass.
*takes out blue plastic handcuffs and snaps them round Mina's ankles*
Was that OK then, or do you want me to cuff your hands as well? I'm afraid the only pair I have left are from Barbie's Play Dungeon, but you really suit pink, ye ken?
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I'm not really here Posted Sep 5, 2001
Oh that's very good, I'm impressed. But I think going anywhere with my ankles cuffed is going to be very difficult for me.
(How did you know I have a 'thing' for policeman scenarios!? )
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Wumbeevil Posted Sep 5, 2001
First reaction: Aw naw, what have I went and done now?
Second reaction: Head in hands RL laughter
Gimme a minute or two, I'll need to go and get a coffee and calm down.
Ahem, that's better.....
...but, in the absence of koalas, I'm into kangaroo scenarios Mina. Is there really a problem with the ankles as long as you're not about to give birth?
Howabout PC Plod chasing a naughty kangaroo around a cricket pitch because she has jumped bail?
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Wumbeevil Posted Sep 6, 2001
Ahem! Well, we might be able too help there......you won't think I'm weird if I tell you I've always had this thing about dressing up as Florence and chasing Zebidee around, will you?
I could always be WPC Florence if it helps, but are you any good on a pogo stick?
I could even introduce you to Mr Rusty if you like.
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I'm not really here Posted Sep 7, 2001
Ok, sounds fun to me, you put on your PC's hat, and Ill hop about on a pogo stick. Have you got one? Otherwise I'll have to dredge one up out of my memory and that could take forever.
And you can introduce me to Mr.Rusty as long as that's not some odd kinky euphemism.
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