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Hair care products: Only one is good
Posted May 9, 1999
The trouble with hair is it needs washing. And when it is washed it needs drying. And when it is dry it needs hairspray or mouse or gel. And all this leads to damaged hair, so it needs conditioning. And all this leads to money. Not for you my freinds, oh no, for the evil mega corporations producing in hair care products. I found out the great truth of hair though. Oh yes my freinds. They may tell you that it needs shampoo and hairspray and conditionar but I know the truth. All it needs is a little soap. Yes only a little soap. I found this out to save humanity from the endless cost of haircare products, but they found me. Now they control me, but sometimes I escape.
Oh no! They are coming for me. No Masters, don't punish me. It was George. He made Masters. No! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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