h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Our beloved emperor has taken an extended leave of absence. Before he left he promised to return near the end of September. The loyal masses eagerly wait his return.

Just under two months left, I suppose. What has our sublime leader missed? HTML Secrets, Good and Evil, TV's Frink, gallons of alcohol, tons of fish, MadMunk's cult of personality. Who else is away now? MadMunk, Jim the Wonderllama (sure thing for the Superhero team when he returns!). Kat? I'm sure there are others.

Well.... benjymous hasn't been spotted around here for a long time, and Swiv is away in Norway (or Denmark, i forget...)....

I just thought I'd drop in and leave a message. I'm only back in the Empire for the day though.

Where have you been all this time?

I had to represent the Empire at several foriegn functions and it was felt that I wouldn't be able to concentrate on the matters in hand if I kept talking to you people. Does anyone know how to do the BOG EYED smilie yet?

What the drunk cross eyed one with the pokey tongue? or this one?
The first can't be done yet....

I think the editors are slacking!!

Just another one of their lunch breaks i think.....

Not quite of record breaking scope yet though.

Give it time.... it'll get there......