h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Welcome, welcome, welcome, to the wonderful site of H2G2 (otherwise known as hootoo - you will see this word a lot). I am an <./>ACE</.>, and I'm here to help you settle into your new home

H2G2 is a living, breathing guide to Life, the Universe and Everything, and it's something YOU can take part in. You can write entries on all manner of subjects, and if it's something you think would look good in our Edited Guide (where all the best research goes), you can submit it to Peer Review. Take a look at the <./>writing-guidelines</.> for more information on that.

I've created a little list of links, just for you, so click here <./>A4992357</.> and have a look at them (actually the links are my daughter's...but hey!! Hootoo is one big family )

If you click on each link, they will take you to parts of hootoo no sane person should ever go alone on this site.....

......but as it seems no one here is sane, it doesn't matter does it!

Have a look around, pop into my personal space and read some conversations that I have on the go at the moment and you will see how things work. Don't be frightened to jump in on conversations, hootooers don't bite (well, some of them do, but I'll steer you well clear of those), just be aware of the thread you are reading and whether or not it is a private conversation between two people.

Remember, if you get lost, shout for help and hopefully I'll be around to give you a helping hand. In case I'm not around, just leave a message here <./>ACE</.> and someone will be with you just as soon as they can. Failing that, just click on MY SPACE on the left hand side of your screen and you'll get back to your personal space.

Remember, I'm here to help.

lil xxx

I would just like to say that for the record I'm confused just in general

You have a rank already

That was quick, General!!

I am just plain Confused!

ok clearly not where i thought this was going but general peiquey i like it its very different from my usual sort of ranking official spazz, princess (a title given to me by a dear friend on the grounds of myself excelling exclusively at such things as wearing dresses in the face of insane humidity being cute and... oh thats it)oh and lady of the sky from some random pothead....oh while I'm describing myself for no apparent reason ummmm i tend to ramble without saying very much

*giggles*

How very interesting!

Well General Peiquey, I am off to my bed as it is now 4.30am in Britain.. and I am waaaaayyy past my bedtime..

I will see you again in a few hours if you manage to get back here again!...*waves*

Night..

lil xx

Thanks for the welcome mat, which it seems was not created for the comfort of the sane exclusively

We have sane people here

Ooooh My!!.. I never knew that