h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have had several emails about the nasty remarks you have made about me on the yellow board. You know what you have written is untrue and we split up because of your drinking and your insistence on staying in bristol. I tried to make your last visit a happy one as i knew I'd never see you again because of your decision that bristol was the only place to be. I wanted to have some happy memories not just remember how you always let me down.I have not told anyone on the boards about your nasty emails or the things you've said and done. I expect an apology.Everyone knows who I am including the yellow boards administrator. If not I will be making an official complaint. How dare you say such things when I have always treated you with kindness and you have treated me as second best. I suppose I shouldn't have expected anything else.

I expect you to apologise on the yellow board in the thread you wrote nasty stuff about me. You are so self obsessed you think everything is about you...well I've news for you the world doesn't revolve around you and people don't think in terms of everything is for or against you.
The fact you could think such things about me proves you are not a person I want as a friend. I have never been unkind to you and yet you have consistently behaved badly. I am hurt by you again...the whole point of us splitting up is so you couldn't do that to me again.

Well had you read what I said on the Archers, rather than rely on others tittle tattle, you'd have known I said these were irrational feelings.

Anyway Sorry.