h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Problem? What Problem????

It's just that every time I ... no, wait a minute, you're not going to get me that easily.

Ok, but if i try a bit harder, will you promise to tell me?

No, if you try a bit harder then I'll have to make something really good up - invent a new mysterious disease. Hmmm, that gives me and idea for a user page! I didn't have a specific problem in mind when I wrote that, but would you settle for my falling for older women problem? Only a few years older, just unavailably older or it'd never work older. There are a couple of older Italian women ... anyway, the take home message is avoid it like the plague.

I find it very difficult to avoid older women, since the vast majority of females are older than me, but they seem to have no trouble avoiding me if they want to...

Try spilling your coffee all over them, that'll get you noticed!
Alternatively, (this is assuming that for some bizarre reason a dashing, handsome and talented young man like you is single at the moment) pick the one you're most attracted to and send flowers - anonymously, followed by some really bad poetry. I promise you she'll love it.

Flattery will get you everywhere. (especially when talking to women). The problem with your suggestion is, i don't write bad poetry, (in fact i write very little in the way of poetry at all...) but i'm sure i can borrow some off an unsuspecting vogon. Flowers are a good idea, but i never know which ones are best. Besides i'm not after anyone in particular, and i can't send flowers and poetry to the entire female community in the hope that one will respond...... Oh, and yes, a handsome, dashing talented boy like me still manages, against all odds, to remain single. That's just one of my many accomplishments....