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Post 1

bubster

*fanfare*

I hereby claim this page in the name of the people of the glorious nation of bubsterland.

Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!


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Post 2

Classic Krissy

He's already requesitioning people to do stuff. You'd better put on your best bubsterland bikini and go to the city center or there's likely to be problems.


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Post 3

what you know as km

If you get on the wrong side of fearless leader, he'll probably put you in charge of keeping after the puppies in case they forget.


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Post 4

Spartus

What at the puppies likely to forget?


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Post 5

Spartus

Dammit.

"are", not "at".

Hmph.


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Post 6

what you know as km

Who are not at what?


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Post 7

bubster

That's what they all want to know.


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Post 8

Classic Krissy

I do. I want to are know what at. WITH puppies.


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Post 9

C

Speaking as one of they, or one of all, or at or what have you, I too did want to know something.

But I forgot what it was. It had to do with puppies in milk. Crunchy puppies. At there what. Yep.


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Post 10

Classic Krissy

Ohh yeah. We all knew it. You were the only one with guts enough to say it.


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Post 11

Emmy, Baroness Bikini Beachwear Babe of Bubsterland

*runs in wearing jeweled bikini*

So since this is all on my homepage does this make me Queen of Bubsterland?


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Post 12

bubster

Wel, I know you'd be just FABulous, but that's quite possibly MY job, darling...


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Post 13

C

Hey, can we all be queens? With rhinestone crowns and gold-laminated scepters and those long red velvety capes that are trimmed in spotted fur?

Cause it sounds a little better than assistant ex-husband to me. smiley - smiley


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Post 14

Classic Krissy

The Queen of the Universe is gonna get upset here in a minute...


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Post 15

bubster

*gasp!* What? ALL of her?


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Post 16

Classic Krissy

Well, I'd love for it to be all of me, but half of me's gone missing on account of the fact that the Australian contingent of the Queen of the Universe broke her monitor and has not money to fix it.

So right now I'm at only half of my appropriate rage levels. I'm doing my best to fill in the gaps, but without the other half of me, I'm losing hope.


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Post 17

bubster

I don't like to repeat myself - I said 'I don't like to repeat myself' - but: Imperial decree 42: Never give up! Never surrender!

By order.



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Post 18

what you know as km

Shall I make the other half a new monitor out of clay?


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Post 19

Classic Krissy

That, in fact, is a brilliant idea and I'll go and tell the other half.

But Great George! I can't give up or surrender if I'm really really tired? or if my life is in danger? Or I'm TORTURED???


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