h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

could i be a green one with a splash of red for affect????
monsy

A bi-coloured frog? Sorry, monsy, it's one or the other. Great Debate Of The Red Or Green Frog, you know?
You could make some terrific effects with red and green on frogs, though...

well then what about a green one with a pretty red bow on my head???...would that be ok?
monsy

or maybe a red one with a real nice green shawl to wrap around my little froggie shoulders????

Oooh, gorgeous! Frog Accessories! Okay, we have to have that. How about a green frog with a handsome red top hat?!

and maybe a gold scarf....that would be darling now wouldn't it!!!
monsy

Oh, simply gorgeous! Wouldn't a purple bathing suit go nicely with a green frog? Or an orange one...

OH MY YES!!!! and maybe add a little shear cover to go with it...the kind that is rainbow colored when the sun hits it but almost clear any other time...you know which ones i am speaking of don't you??? that would be just too cute now wouldn't it
monsy

Wunderful, just luvely!!! That cover thing would just complement a sparkling clear pond perfectly!

speaking of the pond.....shouldn't we think of decorating it as well...i mean can't have all these wonderful accessories and a plain old pond now can we???
monsy

Certainly not! Now, no nasty gooey weeds or boring grey stones... speaking of stones, diamonds and emeralds would look so pretty in a lovely clear pond

those would be lovely!!! ....and maybe some brightly colored flowers placed stratigicely around it to attract lovely butterflies

Oh, those butterfly flowers are cool. Imagine - lots and lots of beautiful frogs and butterflies, flowers and precious stones...

yes that would be quite lovely but we are missing something still....
the fireflies to give us that oh so perfect luminescent light during the evening hours

Oh, my god, how could I forget those! Such a romantic light in the evening...and during the day we must have dragonflies. One nearly flew right into me when I was walking past a loch, and it was huge! And electric blue. Now, wouldn't they just finish this off perfectly?

oh my yes!!!....how could I forget about the dragonflies??!!!...that would make a lovely pad for our stylish frogs
monsy

How very inspiring all this is. All we need now is a photoshoot, then we can sell photos to magazines, ornithologists, supermodels, marine biologists, - well anyone that wants a picture of the World's Wealthiest Frogs And Their Ponds.

i can picture it now......"lifestyles of the rich and famous - the beauty of frogs!"

monsy

That would make a terrific documentary, don't you think?

oh my, yes!!!....i can picture it now.......everyone would watch and long for a life just like our dear perfect froggies we would have them lined up for miles asking for our services
monsy