h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello, me old mucker.
Just thought you'd like to know the URLs for socs at Warwick have changed.
I see from your journal you're in the harsh world of work; bad luck.

Thanks for the tip about the URLs I will have a look and see if any changes need to be made to my links.

As for work yes well being a student would be prefered but you do get used to the regular pay checks.

I get grant checks. Not quite as large, but they sure hit the spot when your car starts making funny bumping noises.

Unfortunately my car made a funny bumping noise when I hit that wall, luckily the only thing that urgently needed doing was a replacement rear light.

They also make funny bumping noises when you drive them through pedestrianised areas.

You might find that is caused by the pedestrians. I am not 100% on this but I am willing to make that my final answer.

Naah, can't be. There's nothing on the bumpers and tyres but splashes of red paint. I think someone is leaving paint pots around for mischief.
The stereo's gone a bit funny. It's started making randon screaming noises. The heads must need cleaning.

Could be, or possibly its just a part of the music you listen to.

What, like the sirens?

Could be.

Someone keeps leaving a dummy in a funny blue outfit with one arm outstretched in the middle of the road. I'm on to them, though. They leave their stripey car at the side of the road.

Well that is just stupid of them and the dummy in question has no right to complain if you run him down.

Now they're wearing bright yellow jackets.

Every time I go for a walk, I hear lots of cars mis-firing, and little plumes of dust kick up around me. Most odd.