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sniffers
Posted Jun 19, 2000
the minstrels are at last playing a tune, at last, that my monkey can dance to. I am living in a truly priveleged age, methinks.
every traffic light I came to was green. they knew.
I am wearing a nice jersey and I have my warm hat and the spoils of last nights dodgy transactions are making my bag and everything inside it quite pleasantly odourous and I am glad that my employers (big smeggy primates that they are) do not employ nazi-trained sniffer dogs to seek and destroy wayward employee.
dogs that can smell a time-waster. well I’m glad they haven’t invented those.
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dodgy dealings, amniotic aviaries
Posted Jun 18, 2000
the birds are squawking, somebody shut them up.
I am monitoring the countdown and it looks to me like guacamole is going to fall from my ears.
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this is my journal. there are many like it but this one is mine.
Posted Jun 13, 2000
I will shoot my journal at the enemy who is trying to kill me. I will shoot first and straight. I shall not fear fear is the mind killer fear is the little journal made of bicycle tyres and lollipops. I shall face my journal and ride my bicycle over the huge lollipop of fun to destroy the enemy who wants my ice cream bar.
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suicide pact
Posted Jun 11, 2000
tomorrow is lurking just at the edge of vision with a hungry alligator eye, seeming to say: "well, my friend, I hope that was a good weekend because now you have another 5 days in zombie world and I'm going to eat your brains.
of course I reply "haha I'm getting lots and lots and lots of cheap pot on saturday so you can poke your miserable threats up your bottom."
I am in a ridiculous mood as you can probably guess.
ah, f**k it..
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krow ta hgih teg
Posted May 19, 2000
.uoy macs ot gniyrt era sessob ruoy
.top ekoms, eerf kaerb
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Latest reply: May 19, 2000
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