h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Posted Sep 11, 1999

 
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Blah

Posted May 17, 1999

This journal thing, weird isn't it. Weird reading what other people have to say. It is not disgusting, so far but in the future someone will think it is funny to put up disgusting and stupid, possibly perverted pages with alot of bad language and explicit content. 

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Fruit

Posted May 2, 1999

 I met a funny vegetable seller the other day. He says to me, he says " Why you eat fruit, eh?" because I was eating an apple " Why you eat the fruit, when vege-tables are much more fun and hilarious?" I stopped and listened to what the crazy guy had to say. He went on " People are always saying how funny shaped the veges are!" He raised his arms, and swung them around. “ When” He continued “ When have you heard someone say ‘Hey that is a funny shaped apple!’ ” He lowered his hands and picked up a banana and a potato. He kept talking and wouldn’t let me get a word in. “ Here is a fruit” He held up the banana “ It is a funny shape, but it is meant to be that way” He held up the potato “ Look at this, Look at it!” He held it to my face. “ Look at it’s funny shape!” The potato was very lumpy, and sick looking, I wondered if all his vegetables looked that way, if they did the customers would probably end up looking as bad as the vegetables. He turned it at a different angle. “ Look at it, is shaped like Elvis!” It wasn’t. “Eh?” He went on, and put on a terrible Elvis impression “ I am potato Elvis, Uh-hu” He shook the potato “ Don’t step on my potato shoes” It wasn’t funny but I smiled hoping it would make him stop. He stopped. “ Show me a fruit that can do that.” I held up the apple, which had a large bite out of the front. And I said “ Here” pointing the bite towards it “It’s . . . also . . . Elvis.” The vegetable seller looked at me. “ If you have nothing good to say just get lost” He said. I strolled off on my way. Behind me, the vegetable seller swore under his breath. Before I was too far away, he threw the banana at me. It hit me in the back of my leg. I turned around and looked at him. He stood there, with his Elvis potato, dancing and singing out of tune. Later I would burn his stall to the ground, and crush every last vegetable on it; but for now I would let him have his moment.
 

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First time here

Posted May 2, 1999

 This is the first time i have wrote in this forum, and what a good time i am having. Well, i have done nothing much yet, but what the hey! I would like to thank all the people who told me about this site ( He knows who he is, if not it's not your business to ask.)
I would like to talk about all the people i know, it might seem boring at first but give it a try.

1) Philip " I'm not getting a hair cut" Smyth
2) David " Hess" Hesnan
3) Michael " A little pale, yellow man" Kennedy
4) Barry " I'm not boring, it's my sense of humour" Cullen
5) John " Yeah, I'm sarcastic!" Donlon
6) sorry i don't know that many people
 

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