h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

See, I was wondering why I hadn't been invited to something like that, would have made life a bit easier I reckon!

We could always spin the virtual bottle on hootoo.

That could be interesting...

Might be worth a try. Don't ask me how the bottle will be spun, though.

Hmm....probably best not to try it. Interestng things may be done with the bottle.

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Ah the joys of speaking to a geek!

You mean you aren't one? For shame!

Well, having applied to be a guru and manageing to get someone's computer question right, possibly...

Yay! Join us! We own the world!

Let our joy be unbounded and tend to infinity!

You sound like a nighthooverite. I'm, one of them too!

Let our merriment be a function of our merriment yesterday!

*s and hides*

Let our happiness be a time series with a positive trend!

Don't worry children, Queex'l be back to normal soon.

Just edge away from the nice man slowly, that's it steady as you go...