h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi Queex, I'm going to unsuscribe from the insult thread as it's becoming very repetitive, boring and tedious to read with idiots who seem to have no command of the rules of grammer.

Your replies have been the only worthwhile postings ( hugely insulting but funny without resorting to "kiss my butt, mother" )

Feel free to insult via this thread!

erm........ I see you are a Queen fan.
I loved the first 3 albums but thought it all went downhill with"Night at etc"

Blasphemy! Stone the unbeliever! 'News of the World' has some of the finest tracks ever written! And 'The Miracle'!

*important note to passing moderators and innocents: This is a continuation of the infamous insult thread, no real offence is intended. Have a nice day.*

Heh heh heh. 'Grammer'? Let me get my red pen.

If you can't stand the company of imbeciles, is that why you moved away from your family?

Hah, the tracks on "News of the World" are as well written as the skillfully (choke, cough) drawn cover!! At least "Night" had "Tie your mother Down" ................
which, by the way, is what they had to do with your mother when they found out she had been going to Reading Festival, lying under the porta-loos and drinking the overflow pipe!

You wouldn't know well-written music if it bit you on the tackle.

Which is ironic because that's what your neighbours have trained their dogs to do to keep you away from their children.

I would of replied to you sooner but your sister was around my house again, trying to sell her children in order to raise money for the plastic surgery required to make her face look at least part human!!!!

You say I wouldn't know well written music if it bit me, even though I told you I liked the first 3 Queen Albums. This is probably because you only started to like their stuff from " Fat Bottomed Girls" and think that "Hot Space" is really groovy and all your other internet - computer "mates" agree!!

Funny you should mention my sister, as thep olice have a new lead on who threw th acid on her face. I'd pack, if I were you, as I don't think any jury will buy the 'My face will kill any mortal who gazes upon it' defence, even if it is true.

You thought 'Hot Space' was porn. In fact, you still do and like to lick the picture of John Deacon.

Your musical taste is as questionable as your motives for dressing up as Britney Spears and dancing to her songs.

We've all heard the story of how your mother found you, clutching your "Great King Rat", trying out the "Fairy Fella's Master Stroke" in front of pictures of Roger Taylor dressed as a schoolgirl.

Well, at least I didn't 'Fun It' with a cardboard cut-out of John Deacon, whispering his name over and over only to 'Misfire' all over my sister.